FOUND A PENNY!

Mitch Teich, WUWM Lake Effect's Executive Producer, is my new best friend.

After super sleuthing (okay, his impeccable use of Goggle) he has connected me with Penny Larceny.

I've humiliated myself to yet another woman by sharing my blog story about my roller derby crush with her. And, classy dame that she is, she wasn't scared by me or thought I was a stalker.

I attribute it to Mitch's public radio street cred. He's totally implicated now and forever.

There's more to come from Ms. Larceny and The Four Eyed Bullet (my skating name, you know). Details coming...