Wednesday, July 16, 2008

CJ Craig, I miss you!

This just hurts.



That's Allison Janney along with some musical theater types in a publicity shot for the upcoming production of 9 to 5: The Musical slated for Broadway in 2009. Allison Janney is doing some kind of a gawky, jazzy stretch. There are gay men all over the interweb drooling over the possibility of this show. I just know it.

I loved the movie as a prepubescent boob loving ogler (Dolly Parton tatas, remember?), but this just seems like a freak show waiting to happen. And it implicates my dream doll, the thinking man's pin-up girl Allison Janney.

Musical theatre queen that I am stuffed into the hearty frame of a very hetero man, I'm dying a little today seeing my imaginary television girlfriend Allison Janney in this show choir pose.

Please let it not be the ultimate suckfest.

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