Monday, April 04, 2011

A Short List of Trivialities

  1. Today I woke up thinking I was voting for one guy, and decided to vote for another guy. Research is good. Sorry, Pedro.
  2. In the past month I have decided it is important to not spend my money in places or on people that give me the hives. Why did I need to be 40 to understand this?
  3. Discount Liquor is good for so many things. Especially pretzels at the checkout for kids you drag into the liquor store.
  4. I have no use for creeps. None. That means you.
  5. I am concerned that the legs that I shaved for dramatic purposes over three weeks ago are not as hairy as I thought they would be by now.
  6. You should never serve lunch at a five-year-old's party. Snacks, yes. Lunch, no.
  7. I'm a Mac, definitely not a PC.
  8. Many women I know chose the small serving bowl when the large one is the better choice.
  9. I'm reading a book that irritates me so much because it actually got published that I think it will be the thing that causes me to finally finish my languishing book project.
  10. Feed The Dragon is a game similar to bean bag toss, I created it, I designed it, and it is the most awesome game in the world (you'll have to ask for pictures if you really want to see it.)
  11. I think the Brewers season opener is a clear indicator of the rest of their season and reason for me to breath a sigh of relief that I will once again be ignoring baseball in Milwaukee this year.
  12. Kids today. They are smarter, more talented and prettier than we were back in the day. Must be the iPad.
  13. When I am stuck in a writing purgatory, posting lists of trivialities on my blog is a good release (sorry).

2 smart alecky remarks:

JK said...

Excellent list!

Anonymous said...

Snowball - When a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then the girl kisses him and gives the cum back to him.