Olympian thoughts

I don't know which was scarier.

Goose stepping soldiers at the opening ceremonies.

Or Bush yawning.

Here he is asking Misty May-Treanor how she keeps her bikini from crawling completely up her ass during beach volleyball matches.

My dad, silent wit that he is, slyly referred to the women's beach volleyball as "The Nude Olympics". All they need is beer bongs and 25 cent tacos, and that Olympic beach volleyball dealio would totally seal its fate as Olympic porn.